How to Drive in Utah

Can I say I miss California drivers?

1. When approaching a green light, be sure to brake.
2. When approaching a red light, keep going if it’s only been green for thirty seconds.
3. Signal left, drive straight.
4. Get on the freeway at 25 mph. Merging is not a word (let alone skill) you know.
5. Pick a lane … or two … or three.
6. When the light turns green, don’t move until it’s almost yellow.
7. Don’t drive faster than 10 mph over railroad tracks.
8. Pedestrian? What’s a pedestrian?
9. Wait until you are parallel with your freeway exit before crossing three lanes to it.
10. If you’re at one of those rare lights that gives you a green left-turn arrow, wait to go until it’s yellow, thus ensuring that you are the only car to make it through the light.
11. When it snows, go as fast as you can so you can hit as many other cars as possible.
12. When pulling onto a street, wait until a car is coming so you can pull right in front of it and drive 15 mph to your destination.