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We had a visitor at our new house last year. Jaelyn, all excited, said, "We have two back yards! One in the front, and one in the back."

We were out to dinner with my parents, and Glenn asked my dad to pass something at the table but stumbled on how to address him. He said, "What do you call your father-in-law, anyway?" My dad said, "'Your Highness' will do fine."

I usually skim through the listings on freecycle.org every day. This posting made me look twice:
"Offer: one night stand."